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Remember when I had that band-aid on for like, two weeks?

Remember when I had that band-aid on for like, two weeks?


Yeah, we caught him taking a dump on one of the tables.

Yeah, we caught him taking a dump on one of the tables.


He won’t be bothering the customers any more, sir.

He won’t be bothering the customers any more, sir.


Hey, that’s that grasshopper.

Hey, that’s that grasshopper.


Holy cow!  What are these brown chunks?

Holy cow!  What are these brown chunks?


Get a haircut, you hippie!

Get a haircut, you hippie!

I find it hilarious that the Hippie Ripper had a Metallica shit back in 1969…

I find it hilarious that the Hippie Ripper had a Metallica shit back in 1969…


Julia, I’m not getting a reading…

Julia, I’m not getting a reading…